True Tales of The Incredibly Silly "Farley" Cat and his Friends
My story by Dar Morev Farley Harley Kat
Hi everyone, my name is Dar Morev Farley Harley Kat and this is my story. I sure do love my name and I think it is cute cuz I’m so cute-I really am. Barb called me The Fantastic Furry Farley. That’s cute cuz I am fantastic ya know.
I was born on December 21, 2013 at Dar Morev Maine Coon Cattery in Sedro Woolley Washington. I have a wonderful breeder named Barb Solga and she is so nice too.
My real daddy is Dewisplear Moon Spinner and he is a champion show kitty. How cool is that ! I get my high white from my daddy and he also has brown on him too.
My real mommy is Dar Morev Margo will Mambo. She isn’t a show kitty. but a busy mommy. I get my red color from her, and she does have a tiny bit of white on her too.
When I was a little kitten I had an ear infection and that is when some people came to see me as I was for sale, but since I had that infection they didn’t want me, so Barb decided to let me get a little bigger to see if she wanted me to be a stud kitty. My infection went away fast. I sure didn’t like having ear drops in my ears-nope I sure didn’t, but I was a good boy and let Barb put the drops in my ears.
I am now 7 months old and I’m getting bigger. Barb told me that I will be a big boy too. I like the sound of that.
Barb works away from home during the day so I didn’t get any loving from her then and no attention either, but I did play with the other kitties there. I really wanted attention and to be loved during the day.
On August 10, Barb told me that a nice man and lady were coming to see me and maybe be my new mommy and daddy. She told me that they have 3 male Maine Coons at their house and that sounded like a lot of fun and I hoped that they would love me and take me home with them.
I couldn’t wait to meet them. Their names are Gerry and Lynne. When they got here I fell in love with them and I decided to be as goofy as I could. I am a total goofball ya know. I had them all laughing at me and I loved that.
I played with my real mommy and daddy and some other kitties too. They fell in love with me-yippy and they are my new mommy and daddy. I said good bye to my real mommy and daddy and the other kitties there and to Barb too and then we started on our way to my new home in Tacoma, Washington and that’s a long way from here.
On the way home mommy told me about my three big brothers at my new home and they sound like a lot of fun too. Their names are, Bigfoot Murphy Bear da Kat and he is the oldest brother. Then there is Bigfoot Chief Cody Thunderpaws kat and the third oldest one is Coondalay Rusty kat and mommy said that he is also a red tabby kitty, hey just like me.
It took a long time to get home and I could hardly wait to get out of the carrier and meet my big brothers. As soon as daddy opened the carrier door and I walked out I was greeted by Murphy and Cody who gave me lot of kitty kisses and soft purrs too. I love them. Rusty was afraid of me and he ran off to another part of the house. Golly I sure wouldn’t hurt him. That next day Rusty gave me kisses and we became best friends-YIPPY !!!
I just had to go and check out my new home. We have a lot of really fun toys to play with and kitty furniture too. There is a double cradle in the livingroom in front of the widow. One cradle is taller than the other one and I like the lower cradle the best cuz I love to lay my head on the window sill. Rusty and me love to wrestle in the cradles too. That is so much fun ! The poles to the cradles are also made of sisal too.
We have our own room too and it the kittyroom. There is a really tall climbing pole in there that is covered in sisal so we can rake our claws on and it is so much to race to the top if the pole and lay down on the round platform on the top. Sometime both Rusty and me lay there together, but now that I am bigger we don’t fit together up there anymore.
There are a lot of toys too in the kittyroom and all the toys are so much fun to play with. Also in that room there are litter boxes and two food bowls and a big water bowl too. The carriers are in there too and if we want we can take naps in them.
Murphy has arthritis in his hips so he can’t run and play with us, so Rusty and me are always chasing each other all over the house, and wrestling and doing sneak attacks on each other too. We have so much playing. Now Cody doesn’t run and play with us cuz he is a little over weight, but he is a really fun kitty though.
I love to walk up the Murphy and Cody-especially Cody and I lower my head cuz I want him to groom me and he does every time. I do this several times a day. I do that with Rusty too. I love to get groomed by them and from mommy too.
I sure do love my new home here. I get all kinds of attention from mommy all day long cuz she is home with us and I or I should say we kitties also get a lot of love all the time too.
I love it when people come here to meet me. They all fall in love with me and I love to entertain them by being as goofy as I can, and I also rub up against them too. I love hear people laugh at me cuz that
makes me feel so special that I can make everyone laugh. Yup I am a total goofball and I am so proud of that, and I am just too cute too.
Every morning I love to help daddy tie his shoes before he goes to work and also on the weekends too. Every morning when he is in the shower I go in the bathroom and talk to daddy cuz I want to go in the shower with him. We Maine Coons love to play in water.
I love to talk all the time. We Maine Coons have all kind of different sounding trills, chirps, sorta meows, and many other sounds that only Maine Coons make. We also have very soft voices that sounds funny coming from us big kitties.
Mommy calls me all kinds of names like: honey, sweet heart, precious, baby boy, goofball, silly boy and other names too. I love all of them too.
One day something really strange happened when mommy and daddy took me to the vets to get fixed FIXED I didn’t know I was broken. I really like our vet and he loves me as does everyone there. Mommy gave me a kiss and told me to be a good boy and mommy and daddy left.
I got really sleepy and went to sleep and when I woke up I felt very sleepy and I wanted to be held and my paws wanted to be held too, so Dr. Smith held me as did the other people there. They gave me some water to drink cuz I was thirsty and a little snack too. I wanted mommy and daddy to come and take me home. Not long after that mommy and daddy came to take me home and I was so happy to see them-I really was.
At home I was greeted by my big brothers who gave me kitty kisses and purrs and they were very happy to have me back home and I was happy to be home again. I told them that I had to go and get fixed and they told me that they had to also get fixed too. Very strange!
I can be a naughty boy sometimes though, but I can’t help it-really. I love to sneak out in the garage from the kitchen door when the Rav 4 is in the garage and I race out there so fast that daddy can’t catch me, and I love to run around under Ravie while mommy and daddy are trying to get me back in the house. It really a fun game, but that makes daddy late for work cuz they have to get me back in the house.
I also like to knock stuff off the shelves in the bedroom too. That is really fun, but mommy doesn’t think so-sorry mommy.
On December 21 2014 I turned a year old. Mommy sang Happy Birthday to me several times during the day and daddy also sang to me when he came home from work. I got some yummy treat too.
My brothers told me that it would be Christmas in four days. What was Christmas ? I was only 4 days old when it was Christmas at Barb’s so I didn’t know anything about it. They told all about Christmas and wow that sure sounded like a lot of fun and I couldn’t wait to have my first Christmas.
I LOVE Christmas !!!!!!! We got lots of new really fun toys and something called a catnip pillow to play with and it was really fun, but it sure made me feel goofier if that was possible. I ended having to sleep off that strange feeling I had as did my brothers. We also got some new yummy treats too. What a super fun day that was !
I am such a happy kitty and I LOVE my new home, my mommy and daddy and my 3 big brothers too.
Mommy has taught me some words like squirrel, birdies, treats and other words too. So when she says squirrels we come running to watch the squirrels that come in the yard and it’s the same with birdies too and of course yummy treats too. I sure wish the squirrels and birdies would come in the house and play with us.
Mommy keeps in touch with Barb by e-mails and she tells Barb about all the silly things I do and Barb loves to hear all about my goofiness. Barb is very thankful that I have an incredible home with tons of love and tons of attention. Yes, I do have a SUPER WONDEFUL home here with mommy, daddy and my big brothers.
I absolutely love my life here and I am such a lucky kitty !
I hope you enjoyed hearing all about me.
The end.
Goofy Farley Harley kat
I have to say that Farley is the silliest kitty we have ever owned and we have had some very silly Maine Coons over the years and a Maine Coon mix too.
Thursday Farley and Rusty were chasing each other all through the house with Farley non-stop trilling. When Farley chased Rusty into the kittyroom Rusty stayed there while Farley raced back to our bedroom and he turned around and raced back down the hall towards the kittyroom, but he wasn’t running-nope he was bouncing like he was on a pogo stick and he had his front legs apart. He looks so silly-LOL !!!!!!!
Rusty ran out of the kittyroom and into the livingroom and he hid behind the large fan we have in there on the floor. He had planned to do a sneak attack on Farley as he raced passed him. They love to do sneak attacks on each other.
Farley ran out of the kittyroom and into the livingroom non-stop trilling and he was acting like a border collie controlling sheep-really he was. He ran to the right side of the fan and he flopped own on his tummy then he ran to the left side of the fan and again he flopped down on his tummy. He did that several time and I’m sure Rusty was laughing at him thinking my baby brother is totally crazy.
Rusty then slowly ran out from behind the fan and headed to the kitchen when Farley jumped straight up in the air and he landed on Rusty’s back and Farley rode Rusty into the kitchen and around the kitchen for a few seconds. Farley was being a jockey. Rusty didn’t mind Farley riding him.
When Farley got off of Rusty’s back they chased each other around the dining room table which ended up in a wrestling match. They love to wrestle.
The end.
I have to say that Farley is the silliest kitty we have ever owned and we have had some very silly Maine Coons over the years and a Maine Coon mix too.
Thursday Farley and Rusty were chasing each other all through the house with Farley non-stop trilling. When Farley chased Rusty into the kittyroom Rusty stayed there while Farley raced back to our bedroom and he turned around and raced back down the hall towards the kittyroom, but he wasn’t running-nope he was bouncing like he was on a pogo stick and he had his front legs apart. He looks so silly-LOL !!!!!!!
Rusty ran out of the kittyroom and into the livingroom and he hid behind the large fan we have in there on the floor. He had planned to do a sneak attack on Farley as he raced passed him. They love to do sneak attacks on each other.
Farley ran out of the kittyroom and into the livingroom non-stop trilling and he was acting like a border collie controlling sheep-really he was. He ran to the right side of the fan and he flopped own on his tummy then he ran to the left side of the fan and again he flopped down on his tummy. He did that several time and I’m sure Rusty was laughing at him thinking my baby brother is totally crazy.
Rusty then slowly ran out from behind the fan and headed to the kitchen when Farley jumped straight up in the air and he landed on Rusty’s back and Farley rode Rusty into the kitchen and around the kitchen for a few seconds. Farley was being a jockey. Rusty didn’t mind Farley riding him.
When Farley got off of Rusty’s back they chased each other around the dining room table which ended up in a wrestling match. They love to wrestle.
The end.
Farley and the wheel chair
I was finally back home from spending 6 weeks in rehab with a broken leg. I had to use a wheel chair to get around in the house as I couldn’t put full weight on my leg yet. Farley and Rusty loved to play in the wheel chair and also to stand on the top of the back of the wheel chair.
Well one day Farley decided that he wanted to move the wheel chair so he rose up and he put his front legs on the back of the wheel chair and he tried to push it. It wouldn’t move because I had it in the locked position. He kept trying and trying but it wouldn’t move. Of course he was trilling the entire time too, but as he got upset with the wheel chair he sounded upset with it now so he flopped down and he put his front legs on the wheels of the wheel chair and he tried to push it that way and it wouldn’t move. Then he put all four of his legs on the wheelchair and it still wouldn’t move.
He balled it out and he slapped it. Then he walked over to my walker, rose up and he tried to push it and it moved and he get excited and continued to move it with a happy sounding trill, that sounded like,”oooooh”. When he was finished moving the walker he looked up at me with a cute little smile on his cute face. Yup Maine Coons can smile.
He went back over to the wheel chair and he slapped it really hard and really balled it out and he left the room. I was laughing so hard at him that I had tears running down my face.
I had to have in home physical therapy on my leg for just about three months. Bonnie my therapist and I laughed so hard cuz Farley kept trying to help me with my therapy. Bonnie would say,” Let’s try this,” and Farley would answer back, “ah huh.”
What a total goofball he is-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end,
I was finally back home from spending 6 weeks in rehab with a broken leg. I had to use a wheel chair to get around in the house as I couldn’t put full weight on my leg yet. Farley and Rusty loved to play in the wheel chair and also to stand on the top of the back of the wheel chair.
Well one day Farley decided that he wanted to move the wheel chair so he rose up and he put his front legs on the back of the wheel chair and he tried to push it. It wouldn’t move because I had it in the locked position. He kept trying and trying but it wouldn’t move. Of course he was trilling the entire time too, but as he got upset with the wheel chair he sounded upset with it now so he flopped down and he put his front legs on the wheels of the wheel chair and he tried to push it that way and it wouldn’t move. Then he put all four of his legs on the wheelchair and it still wouldn’t move.
He balled it out and he slapped it. Then he walked over to my walker, rose up and he tried to push it and it moved and he get excited and continued to move it with a happy sounding trill, that sounded like,”oooooh”. When he was finished moving the walker he looked up at me with a cute little smile on his cute face. Yup Maine Coons can smile.
He went back over to the wheel chair and he slapped it really hard and really balled it out and he left the room. I was laughing so hard at him that I had tears running down my face.
I had to have in home physical therapy on my leg for just about three months. Bonnie my therapist and I laughed so hard cuz Farley kept trying to help me with my therapy. Bonnie would say,” Let’s try this,” and Farley would answer back, “ah huh.”
What a total goofball he is-LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end,
Farley and the vacuum cleaner
Farley loves the vacuum cleaner. Yup he really does love the vacuum cleaner. As soon as he hears me open the hall closet door where the vacuum cleaner is, he comes running over to the door and waits for me to get it out. He is ‘talking’ to the vacuum cleaner telling it to hurry up and come out because he wants it to chase him.
As soon as I get the vacuum out of the closet he taps it and runs off trilling. Then he runs back to the vacuum and he taps it again wanting it to chase him and he runs back to the bedroom. As soon as I turn it on he comes running back and taps it yet again and he runs back to the bedroom. He does this the entire time I vacuum. He also loves to flop on his side right in front of the vacuum cleaner too, so I turn off the vacuum and move him. He jumps back up and taps the vacuum again and runs off.
One day while I was using the edge tool Farley decided that he wanted to sniff it so he put his nose at the edge of the tool and he said, “oooooh” and he pulled his nose back as it has really good suction, and he continued to put his nose up to the edge of that tool and now he does that every time I vacuum.
When I turn the vacuum off he gives it one last tap and trills ‘goodbye’ to it then he runs off to play.
The end until I turn the vacuum on again.
Farley loves the vacuum cleaner. Yup he really does love the vacuum cleaner. As soon as he hears me open the hall closet door where the vacuum cleaner is, he comes running over to the door and waits for me to get it out. He is ‘talking’ to the vacuum cleaner telling it to hurry up and come out because he wants it to chase him.
As soon as I get the vacuum out of the closet he taps it and runs off trilling. Then he runs back to the vacuum and he taps it again wanting it to chase him and he runs back to the bedroom. As soon as I turn it on he comes running back and taps it yet again and he runs back to the bedroom. He does this the entire time I vacuum. He also loves to flop on his side right in front of the vacuum cleaner too, so I turn off the vacuum and move him. He jumps back up and taps the vacuum again and runs off.
One day while I was using the edge tool Farley decided that he wanted to sniff it so he put his nose at the edge of the tool and he said, “oooooh” and he pulled his nose back as it has really good suction, and he continued to put his nose up to the edge of that tool and now he does that every time I vacuum.
When I turn the vacuum off he gives it one last tap and trills ‘goodbye’ to it then he runs off to play.
The end until I turn the vacuum on again.
Farley the con artist and a talker too.
Farley is a true con artist. When he wants something he rubs up against you while looking up at you and gives you the sweetest looks and does the cutest little sounds. He basically does this when he wants a treat.
The kitties get a treat in the afternoon. Well one morning Farley was trying to con me out of a treat. He did his usual con artist routine. I told him that treats are in the afternoon and not in the morning. He looked up at me and said, “Noooooow!” Yup he really said that. I kept telling him no and he kept doing his con routine, but added this, he said “Mama” and I told him no, and he kept saying, “Nooooooow!”
He slowly started to walk out of the kitchen with his head hanging low, but then he stopped and looked at me and very loudly said, “NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW !” and he took off racing towards the hall and trilling loudly too.
Another day I asked him if he was going to be a good kitty that day and he looked up at me with a crazy look on his face and he answered, “ Noooooo !” He was a good kitty that day.
Once again, one day he came running into the livingroom and out to the kitchen, and I heard him jump up on the counter top. I said, “Farley” and he answered back, “HUH?” I said, “Are you on the counter top?” He answered back, “Noooooooo!” I told him to get down and I heard a thud meaning he jumped down from the counter top and he walked out to the livingroom-looked at me and trilled then he raced off to the hall and down the hall he went still trilling-LOL !!!!!!!
Every time you call his name he answered back with a “Huh?” If you say “Hi “to him always answers back with a cute little trill. He does call me, “mama” sometimes yet.
He is a trilling machine. He loves to talk and make so many other sounds, like chirps many different trill sounds. If you ask him if he liked his treats he answers back with a “Mmmmm.” He makes a special sound when he wakes up from a nap that sounds like,” Ah yeah” that he makes several times. It does sound like a baby sound, and it is cute too. Every time he walks through the house he is trilling so you always no where he is.
Maine Coons are very vocal kitties, but Farley Harley Kat is way over the top in talking. We kept asking each other if he is for real. Maybe there is a little person inside of Farley.
Farley has the most super incredible personality too. Maine Coons do have great personalities, but there again Farley is way over the top with his personality, plus he is super smart too.
The end.
Farley is a true con artist. When he wants something he rubs up against you while looking up at you and gives you the sweetest looks and does the cutest little sounds. He basically does this when he wants a treat.
The kitties get a treat in the afternoon. Well one morning Farley was trying to con me out of a treat. He did his usual con artist routine. I told him that treats are in the afternoon and not in the morning. He looked up at me and said, “Noooooow!” Yup he really said that. I kept telling him no and he kept doing his con routine, but added this, he said “Mama” and I told him no, and he kept saying, “Nooooooow!”
He slowly started to walk out of the kitchen with his head hanging low, but then he stopped and looked at me and very loudly said, “NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW !” and he took off racing towards the hall and trilling loudly too.
Another day I asked him if he was going to be a good kitty that day and he looked up at me with a crazy look on his face and he answered, “ Noooooo !” He was a good kitty that day.
Once again, one day he came running into the livingroom and out to the kitchen, and I heard him jump up on the counter top. I said, “Farley” and he answered back, “HUH?” I said, “Are you on the counter top?” He answered back, “Noooooooo!” I told him to get down and I heard a thud meaning he jumped down from the counter top and he walked out to the livingroom-looked at me and trilled then he raced off to the hall and down the hall he went still trilling-LOL !!!!!!!
Every time you call his name he answered back with a “Huh?” If you say “Hi “to him always answers back with a cute little trill. He does call me, “mama” sometimes yet.
He is a trilling machine. He loves to talk and make so many other sounds, like chirps many different trill sounds. If you ask him if he liked his treats he answers back with a “Mmmmm.” He makes a special sound when he wakes up from a nap that sounds like,” Ah yeah” that he makes several times. It does sound like a baby sound, and it is cute too. Every time he walks through the house he is trilling so you always no where he is.
Maine Coons are very vocal kitties, but Farley Harley Kat is way over the top in talking. We kept asking each other if he is for real. Maybe there is a little person inside of Farley.
Farley has the most super incredible personality too. Maine Coons do have great personalities, but there again Farley is way over the top with his personality, plus he is super smart too.
The end.
Farley and our new loveseat
We bought a new reclining loveseat as our old one was wearing out. The kitties loved the new loveseat but Murphy who is our oldest Maine Coon as arthritis in his hips so he was having trouble getting on the new loveseat. Cody our second oldest Maine Coon was also having trouble too, so we decided to go to Petco and get a three step stairs so they could get on the loveseat. They had a really easy time finally getting up on the loveseat.
Well Farley decided to have some fun with the steps, so he walked up the steps trilling-he’s always trilling, and down the steps and he did that for at least 10 times over and over and he was having a fun time. When he was finished going up and down the stairs he rubbed up against me and continued to talk to me.
Then he went back up the stairs and on to the top of the loveseat with a silly look on his face. Then he leaped straight up in the air still trilling and he flew off the loveseat with his front legs straight out in front of him in the air saying,”oooooohhhhh’ as he flew. Yup, Farley was flying-LOL !!!!!!
I was laughing so hard as he looked just way too silly. Once he hit the floor he took off racing through the house still trilling. Our other Maine Coons were watching him and they all trilled. “huh”?
The end.
We bought a new reclining loveseat as our old one was wearing out. The kitties loved the new loveseat but Murphy who is our oldest Maine Coon as arthritis in his hips so he was having trouble getting on the new loveseat. Cody our second oldest Maine Coon was also having trouble too, so we decided to go to Petco and get a three step stairs so they could get on the loveseat. They had a really easy time finally getting up on the loveseat.
Well Farley decided to have some fun with the steps, so he walked up the steps trilling-he’s always trilling, and down the steps and he did that for at least 10 times over and over and he was having a fun time. When he was finished going up and down the stairs he rubbed up against me and continued to talk to me.
Then he went back up the stairs and on to the top of the loveseat with a silly look on his face. Then he leaped straight up in the air still trilling and he flew off the loveseat with his front legs straight out in front of him in the air saying,”oooooohhhhh’ as he flew. Yup, Farley was flying-LOL !!!!!!
I was laughing so hard as he looked just way too silly. Once he hit the floor he took off racing through the house still trilling. Our other Maine Coons were watching him and they all trilled. “huh”?
The end.
Murphy Farley & Cody Rusty & Farley
Farley and the medium size cardboard box
The other day Gerry received his new supply of insulin in the mail and when he had taken the insulin out of the box he gave the box to the kitties to play in and they are having a fun time with that box.
Thursday morning while I was reading the papers Farley was playing in the box and he was having a fun time and he was also trilling which he always does-trill. He decided it would be fun to make that box roll even though it wasn’t round.
He stood up the best he could as he is bigger than the box and he leaned to the left and it turned over and went ‘clunk’, so he did that again and it went clunk again. By now he was having a lot of fun and making all kinds of silly sounds as only he can do. Maine Coons make all kind of silly sounds, but Farley makes many other silly sounds too.
He made that box roll several times in a row while still making all kinds of silly sounds while the box kept clunking. Our other silly Maine Coons were watching him and then looking at me and trilling, “Huh?” They do love to watch their little brother being a total goofball.
The end.
The other day Gerry received his new supply of insulin in the mail and when he had taken the insulin out of the box he gave the box to the kitties to play in and they are having a fun time with that box.
Thursday morning while I was reading the papers Farley was playing in the box and he was having a fun time and he was also trilling which he always does-trill. He decided it would be fun to make that box roll even though it wasn’t round.
He stood up the best he could as he is bigger than the box and he leaned to the left and it turned over and went ‘clunk’, so he did that again and it went clunk again. By now he was having a lot of fun and making all kinds of silly sounds as only he can do. Maine Coons make all kind of silly sounds, but Farley makes many other silly sounds too.
He made that box roll several times in a row while still making all kinds of silly sounds while the box kept clunking. Our other silly Maine Coons were watching him and then looking at me and trilling, “Huh?” They do love to watch their little brother being a total goofball.
The end.
Farley Harley kat on moth patrol.
Farley has a new job and he is the leader of moth patrol. He takes his job extremely seriously too. If he sees a moth flying in the house he goes after it immediately. If it is flying close to him he will leap up in the air and grab it between his two front paws and he lands with it on the floor. He first will slowly lift up one of his front paws and look under it to see if the moth is there and if it isn’t he does the same thing with his other paw.
Usually the moth makes its escape from the leader of the moth control leader. The other kitties watch him and they will sometimes follow that moth, but nothing like Farley does. Farley trills the entire time he is on moth patrol.
If Farley does capture a moth he will play with it until it dies and he is very proud of himself. He calls out to the moths too, but they don’t answer him back.
Farley is on moth control around the house every 30 to 40 minutes all day long until he goes to sleep.
The end
Farley has a new job and he is the leader of moth patrol. He takes his job extremely seriously too. If he sees a moth flying in the house he goes after it immediately. If it is flying close to him he will leap up in the air and grab it between his two front paws and he lands with it on the floor. He first will slowly lift up one of his front paws and look under it to see if the moth is there and if it isn’t he does the same thing with his other paw.
Usually the moth makes its escape from the leader of the moth control leader. The other kitties watch him and they will sometimes follow that moth, but nothing like Farley does. Farley trills the entire time he is on moth patrol.
If Farley does capture a moth he will play with it until it dies and he is very proud of himself. He calls out to the moths too, but they don’t answer him back.
Farley is on moth control around the house every 30 to 40 minutes all day long until he goes to sleep.
The end